The no bullsh*t guide to swimwear

We know that babes come in all different shapes and sizes and we celebrate that so this is an actually useful guide to looking poolside cool whatever your body shape, no drama, no bullsh*t required! And we have of course taken inspiration from some of our favorite #babesofmissguided.


Big boobs bikini


@jessie_khoo | @joycorrigan | @emmaroseofficial | @missenocha | @justtnic

If you’ve got them, flaunt them right? Opt for strap styles with a deep V as oppose to a bandeaux to keep your best assets supported whilst still on show, fringe detailing will help balance out big boobs whilst making sure you’ve got the most on trend tits by the pool.

got hips? wear this


@victoriatornegren | @angelicablick | @toularose | @nicolealyseee

Curves in all the right places? Lucky you. Shape up in a high waist bikini which will create curves for days and accentuate your waist, dayummm babe.

no tits, no problem


@samblacky | @izisimundic | @x_carms | @charlottedecarle

Boobs can be overrated anyway babe, celebrate the fact that you will never know the struggle of trying to find a bra to wear with something backless. But if you want to give your assets a little lift this swim season then opt for a padded bikini top or intricate strap detailing to create the illusion of big boobs.

bottoms up


@victoriatornegren | @nataliehalcro | @emmaroseofficial | @mpholebajoa | @toularose

We like big butts and we really cannot lie, if you are a babe with junk in her trunk then preach, who doesn’t love some bootay goals. Make your best ass-et even more #asspirational this summer by opting for a high leg swimsuit with a low back to balance out your body shape and accentuate that ass.

abs fab


@emilycocklin | @toularose | @samblacky | @madi_edwards | @brookenashhh

You’ve worked hard for those washboard abs babe, so of course you want to show them off, opt for a high neck bikini style to really accentuate that taught torso, que Baywatch run.

stuff not to get wet in

Sometimes it’s good to not get wet. This is our stuff to be seen chilling poolside, as crochet and bandage don’t take kindly to H20 so avoid taking a dip(unless it's a skinny one), this is for poolside posing only babes.